This past week on Headless 2013 we’ve been discussing storytelling,the arc of stories and Kurt Vonnegut’s idea that stories have a shape. Well, I loved both the infographic and the video of Kurt Vonnegut discussing the shapes of stories. I had never thought of it that way but as soon as you do, you can completely see it.…
I’ve been rendered a human again, a gift of love from @JLVala. |It’s been odd to return to my human form, especially since I was a zombie almost from the beginning of the plague. As a zombie, I was a ruthless killer, hunting down unsuspecting prey, trapping them, relentlessly stalking humans.…
Let me sing you a lullaby as we lull you to sleep.
Life is short and painful
but death is long and deep.
In life, friends are fleeting,
in death they’re the ones you eat.
Slip the chains of your mortality,
Enter the depths of calm,
Being undead is so moving,
you’ll wonder why you waited so long.…
It is lonely where you are.
You are alone.
No human can rescue you.
But we offer love and companionship, friendship and food sharing.
Embrace the zombie horde.
We love you, we will cherish you, we will savour you.
Come into the light so we might welcome you.…
WHY RLJESSEN’S “I SURVIVED ZOMBIES ON FRIDAY THE 13TH” IS ZOMBIEST, BLONDIST, ELITIST AND, ULTIMATELY, ANTI-AMERICAN
I don’t think it is right that I am being made to feel like I am the Big Bad Wolf chasing down the Three Little Pigs.
A zombie girl has got to eat.
And I love chocolate. So please eat lot’s of chocolate.…
My dear friends,
How sad that you mourn my passing to the undead. I feel your pain and would love to alleviate it. And I will. I realize you have fled to a #safezone in a feeble attempt to hide from the growing zombie horde but you will be assimilated.…
The beautiful thing about being a zombie is that we’re not house proud. We’ll live in anything and anywhere.
We’ll live down here quite happily, as long as we’re fed regularly. And we’re equal opportunity eaters. We’ll eat everyone. Hoping to make your renovations part of my memories!…